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	<description>Serious News. Serious Clowns.</description>
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		<title>UFC 139&#8242;s Martin Kampmann Says, &#8220;I Got No Titties To Breastfeed&#8221; (But Kyle Kingsbury Does)</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/ufc-139s-martin-kampmann-says-i-got-no-titties-to-breastfeed-but-kyle-kingsbury-does/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/ufc-139s-martin-kampmann-says-i-got-no-titties-to-breastfeed-but-kyle-kingsbury-does/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 20:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kingsbury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[KYLE]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MMA HEAT&#8217;s Karyn Bryant talks with UFC 139&#8242;s Martin Kampmann and hears what he has to say about his upcoming fight with Rick Story. Martin talks about the knee injury that has sidelined him for several months, the controversial loss to Diego Sanchez (and his desire for a rematch) and his training camp at Xtreme [...]]]></description>
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MMA HEAT&#8217;s Karyn Bryant talks with UFC 139&#8242;s Martin Kampmann and hears what he has to say about his upcoming fight with Rick Story. Martin talks about the knee injury that has sidelined him for several months, the controversial loss to Diego Sanchez (and his desire for a rematch) and his training camp at Xtreme Couture. Martin also lets us know about the growth of MMA in Denmark and how home life has been going since the birth of his son a few months ago. Be sure to visit www.MMAheat.com for more interviews and archived episodes of our 1 hour TV show. Nós falamos Português! * We&#8217;re on Facebook: www.facebook.com * Follow MMAheat on Twitter: www.twitter.com * Follow Karyn on Twitter: www.twitter.com</p>
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		<title>Lyrics to &#8216;Clowns (Can you see me now?) by tATu</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/lyrics-to-clowns-can-you-see-me-now-by-tatu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/lyrics-to-clowns-can-you-see-me-now-by-tatu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 20:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a video with the lyrics to Clowns (Can you see me now?) =]]]></description>
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Here&#8217;s a video with the lyrics to Clowns (Can you see me now?) =]</p>
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		<title>Spark Of Insanity &#8211; &#8220;Achmed the dead terrorist&#8221; by Jeff Dunham.</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/spark-of-insanity-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-by-jeff-dunham/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/spark-of-insanity-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-by-jeff-dunham/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 20:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Terrorist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A sketch called &#8220;Achmed the dead terrorist&#8221; by Jeff Dunham. Honestly you guys, don&#8217;t come barking at me if you find it racist, hey, I&#8217;m just the uploader!]]></description>
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A sketch called &#8220;Achmed the dead terrorist&#8221; by Jeff Dunham. Honestly you guys, don&#8217;t come barking at me if you find it racist, hey, I&#8217;m just the uploader!</p>
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		<title>How can you change terrorists from hating someone more than liking themselves?</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-can-you-change-terrorists-from-hating-someone-more-than-liking-themselves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 20:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[From]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[liking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[more]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[someone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terrorists hate people so much that they would kill themselves, just to kill someone they despise. How can the governments of the world change their views?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Terrorists hate people so much that they would kill themselves, just to kill someone they despise. How can the governments of the world change their views?</p>
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		<title>Does any one think an iPad is juts a Giant ass iPod?</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/does-any-one-think-an-ipad-is-juts-a-giant-ass-ipod/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/does-any-one-think-an-ipad-is-juts-a-giant-ass-ipod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 20:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Giant]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[juts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[think]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Im just saying they both only have like one button. They both can stream the web just one has a bigger scree (omg like i really care) Also the even sell same apps for iPod for the iPad Cmon a giant iPod with Giant Apps]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Im just saying they both only have like one button.<br />
They both can stream the web just one has a bigger scree (omg like i really care)<br />
Also the even sell same apps for iPod for the iPad Cmon a giant iPod with Giant Apps <<<br />
also i think Apple needs a new Fruit because apple screams teachers pet. i would go with something like a Mango or a guava since they&#8217;re delicious. </p>
<p>Oh and my question is just tell me your opinion.</p>
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		<title>Funny Animals Talking For Sport Relief &#8211; Walk On the Wild Side &#8211; BBC Sport Relief Night 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/funny-animals-talking-for-sport-relief-walk-on-the-wild-side-bbc-sport-relief-night-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/funny-animals-talking-for-sport-relief-walk-on-the-wild-side-bbc-sport-relief-night-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Night]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relief]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Side]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Talking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Walk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wild]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Please donate at www.bbc.co.uk A special edition of the animal show for Sport Relief 2010.]]></description>
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Please donate at www.bbc.co.uk A special edition of the animal show for Sport Relief 2010.</p>
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		<title>Twitter Users Want Republicans Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/twitter-users-want-republicans-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/twitter-users-want-republicans-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Users]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Want]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All tweets posted to Twitter are public. Therefore, I will not remove this video, names or any details that were publicly available. If you can&#8217;t stand by your hate, then you should have never said it.]]></description>
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All tweets posted to Twitter are public. Therefore, I will not remove this video, names or any details that were publicly available. If you can&#8217;t stand by your hate, then you should have never said it.</p>
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		<title>titties, nutella, and the damn ass weird tag</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/titties-nutella-and-the-damn-ass-weird-tag/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/titties-nutella-and-the-damn-ass-weird-tag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Titties]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[QUESTIONS: #1. What&#8217;s a nickname only your family calls you? #2. What&#8217;s a weird habit of yours? #3. Do you have any weird phobias? #4. What&#8217;s a song you secretly LOVE to blast &#038;&#038; belt out when you&#8217;re alone? #5. What&#8217;s one of your biggest pet peeves? #6. What&#8217;s one of your nervous habits? #7. [...]]]></description>
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QUESTIONS: #1. What&#8217;s a nickname only your family calls you? #2. What&#8217;s a weird habit of yours? #3. Do you have any weird phobias? #4. What&#8217;s a song you secretly LOVE to blast &#038;&#038; belt out when you&#8217;re alone? #5. What&#8217;s one of your biggest pet peeves? #6. What&#8217;s one of your nervous habits? #7. What side of the bed do you sleep on? #8. What was your first stuffed animal &#038;&#038; it&#8217;s name? #9. What&#8217;s the drink you ALWAYS order at starbucks? #10. What&#8217;s the beauty rule you preach.. but never ACTUALLY practice? #11. Which way do you face in the shower? #12. Do you have any &#8216;weird&#8217; body &#8216;skills&#8217;? #13. What&#8217;s your favorite &#8216;comfort food&#8217;/food thats &#8216;bad&#8217; but you love to eat it anyways? #14. What&#8217;s a phrase or exclamation you always say? #15. Time to sleep- what are you ACTUALLY wearing? 87daysbefore.tumblr.com twitter.com/87daysbefore</p>
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		<title>TERRORIST 9/11</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorist-911/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorist-911/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9/11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrorist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I AM NOT A TERRORIST. Let&#8217;s work together and eliminate the wrong usage of this word. Twitter: twitter.com Facebook: www.facebook.com]]></description>
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I AM NOT A TERRORIST. Let&#8217;s work together and eliminate the wrong usage of this word. Twitter: twitter.com Facebook: www.facebook.com</p>
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		<title>Sir Mix-A-Lot &#8211; I like big butts ( Official Music Video )</title>
		<link>http://www.clownjazeera.com/sir-mix-a-lot-i-like-big-butts-official-music-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.clownjazeera.com/sir-mix-a-lot-i-like-big-butts-official-music-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[OFFICIAL]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comm and rate :]]]></description>
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Comm and rate :]</p>
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