Terrorists and anti U.S. forces don’t need to do anything. The U.S. Army is killing itself. Unfortunately, this jack ass just made every ignorant racist in America nod their head knowingly and say “Yup, you can never trust a Muslim!” The chances of the wars ending just became slimmer thanks to this nutjob. Psychiatrists are [...]

Beer lovers the world over can heave a sigh of relief today knowing that the city of Amsterdam has decided to let the beer bikes continue swerving through the narrow streets despite several accidents and nearly worldwide shaking of the head at such questionable judgement. The beer bike will ride on in Amsterdam. The outsized [...]

It’s the weekend, so we are of course running people through the freakshow and making sure that the ringmaster gets all of his props while the naked horse girl rides around and keeps the stooges occupied so that the pickpockets can get their take too, if that makes any sense. But, even though we are [...]

We here at Clownjazeera love the Germans. From that wacky desert fox Rommel pushing steel around North Africa to Albert Einstein creating the atom bomb to all those German kids that tore down the Berlin wall back in 1989 expecting to change the world for the better…we love Germans. Here are three stories that might [...]

We are glad to be back after what was an exhausting weekend. We’ve finally cut the umbilical and now have our own domain, our own hosting, and our own site. We spent the weekend endlessly stacking the blocks that are on the front page. Now we are all exhausted. Not perhaps as exhausted as the [...]

No shortage of fodder on our plates today. First of all let’s look at the brilliance that is Daniel Boyd, the latest American terror suspect: Daniel Boyd told an informant that he would hurt or kill on U.S. soil if he was unable to leave the country to attack non-Muslims overseas, according to an FBI [...]

First of all allow us to say: We’re not going to list all of the things in one post. We will list them all over time, but here is a pretty good start. In fact, we won’t even number them for you. In fact, the first one is that we are so uncooperative and hostile. [...]

First up this morning, let’s have a look at the good news. A former fire-eating circus performer promised to leave his matches at home when he blasts off for the International Space Station this fall as the next space tourist. Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Laliberte, a Canadian billionaire who began his career as a [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns find the idea of spectacle to be amusing and disturbing at the same time. As professional performers we rely on the shocking, the obscene, the comedic, and the bizarre to draw in the spectator, however, we would never have guessed that a society would run on it as our nearly [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns have noted with great sadness the passing of many great entertainers in the past few days but there is one we think deserves more notice, we consider him one of our own. Fred Travolina Impressionist Fred Travalena, a headliner in Vegas showrooms and a regular on late-night talk shows with [...]

Hey, we’re on a roll and it’s a hot buttered scary arab clown roll! As we said before, we won’t promise to do these in depth and insightful news updates all the time, but at the moment, we the Scary Arab Clowns are feeling particularly verbose, so here you go sayidas and sayidats. We’ve always [...]