Clownjazeera » Uncategorized http://www.clownjazeera.com Serious News. Serious Clowns. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:03:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 How can Republicans be trusted to cut spending when they have never once reduced the deficit? http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-can-republicans-be-trusted-to-cut-spending-when-they-have-never-once-reduced-the-deficit/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-can-republicans-be-trusted-to-cut-spending-when-they-have-never-once-reduced-the-deficit/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:38:15 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-can-republicans-be-trusted-to-cut-spending-when-they-have-never-once-reduced-the-deficit/ Sure Republicans may cut programs for the middle class/poor but that doesn’t mean they use the money to reduce the debt. Republicans have never reduced the deficit, only Democrats have balanced a budget.

What Republicans don’t understand is the only way you can balance a budget is through growth, you can’t cut your way to prosperity.

]]> http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-can-republicans-be-trusted-to-cut-spending-when-they-have-never-once-reduced-the-deficit/feed/ 14 Authors@Google: Ben Thompson http://www.clownjazeera.com/authorsgoogle-ben-thompson/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/authorsgoogle-ben-thompson/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:38:11 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/authorsgoogle-ben-thompson/ Author Ben Thompson does a reading from his book “Badass: The Birth of a Legend” of Thor, The Viking god of thunder and awesome hair, who crushed the skulls of giants with a ridiculously huge hammer. He also does a reading from his first book, “Badass” of Nikolai Tesla – The greatest mad scientist of all time who spent his final days developing a massive atomic death ray.” Ben Thompson is a full-time corporate wage slave who spends his spare time writing about things he thinks are badass. In addition to being the author of “Badass” and “Badass: The Birth of a Legend,” he is also the owner of the website Badass of the Week.

]]> http://www.clownjazeera.com/authorsgoogle-ben-thompson/feed/ 5 Funny Talking Animals – Walk On The Wild Side – Episode Two Preview – BBC One http://www.clownjazeera.com/funny-talking-animals-walk-on-the-wild-side-episode-two-preview-bbc-one/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/funny-talking-animals-walk-on-the-wild-side-episode-two-preview-bbc-one/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:38:00 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/funny-talking-animals-walk-on-the-wild-side-episode-two-preview-bbc-one/ www.bbc.co.uk Walk On The Wild Side is a brand new comedy series that seeks to provide a long overdue forum for the views and opinions of the animal kingdom. It’s a world of hip hop-loving badgers, dieting pandas and a marmot called Alan. www.bbc.co.uk

]]> http://www.clownjazeera.com/funny-talking-animals-walk-on-the-wild-side-episode-two-preview-bbc-one/feed/ 25 US Gunship Firing at terrorists! http://www.clownjazeera.com/us-gunship-firing-at-terrorists/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/us-gunship-firing-at-terrorists/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:37:52 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/us-gunship-firing-at-terrorists/ Gun camera footage and radio calls of two ” American AH-64 Apache helicopters”. Produced 1983–present Number built 1174 as of February 2010[3] Unit cost AH-64A: US$20 million (2007), AH-64D (AH-64A upgrade): US$18 million (2007)[4

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]]> http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorists-condemned/feed/ 0 how do i lose my ass. i lost 20 lbs but i cant seem to lose my giant ass what can i do to get rid of it.? http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-do-i-lose-my-ass-i-lost-20-lbs-but-i-cant-seem-to-lose-my-giant-ass-what-can-i-do-to-get-rid-of-it/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-do-i-lose-my-ass-i-lost-20-lbs-but-i-cant-seem-to-lose-my-giant-ass-what-can-i-do-to-get-rid-of-it/#comments Mon, 17 Oct 2011 06:37:17 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-do-i-lose-my-ass-i-lost-20-lbs-but-i-cant-seem-to-lose-my-giant-ass-what-can-i-do-to-get-rid-of-it/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/how-do-i-lose-my-ass-i-lost-20-lbs-but-i-cant-seem-to-lose-my-giant-ass-what-can-i-do-to-get-rid-of-it/feed/ 1 Terrorists Fire Kassam Rocket from Gaza http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorists-fire-kassam-rocket-from-gaza/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorists-fire-kassam-rocket-from-gaza/#comments Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:55:01 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorists-fire-kassam-rocket-from-gaza/ Terrorists Fire Kassam Rocket from Gaza Follow Israel news on and . Terrorists fired a rocket from the Gaza region early Thursday morning. The rocket landed in an open area near a kibbutz in the Sha’ar Hanegev Regional Council. There were no physical injuries and no damage done to property. Read more on Israel National News

]]> http://www.clownjazeera.com/terrorists-fire-kassam-rocket-from-gaza/feed/ 0 53rd Grammy Awards – A Short Film http://www.clownjazeera.com/53rd-grammy-awards-a-short-film/ http://www.clownjazeera.com/53rd-grammy-awards-a-short-film/#comments Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:24:19 +0000 Scary Arab Clown http://www.clownjazeera.com/53rd-grammy-awards-a-short-film/ This is a short little thing I made…. took some time and about 5 renders to complete… I hope you hate it, cause it came out really fuckin bad. ————————————————– Credits: Guitars, Keyboards & Sound Effects created by me (Blaine). Drums for the intro by Chris Adler from Lamb of God… He’s my daddy….. (drum track from the song Reclamation) 53rd Grammy audio was stolen, but I talk all over it, so I’ve done nothing wrong. ————————————————– Video Clips Used: Gedaxen’s Hard Ass: www.youtube.com e442comedy’s mini sith lord: www.youtube.com irrisponsible’s taboo of the living dead: www.youtube.com JaredTJohnson: www.youtube.com Fillingthevoid’s Analysis: www.youtube.com _thanx

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oh sorry, the spider wasn’t like the size of the tub maybe like a plate? But I consider that Giant… for a spider

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