Whether you want to play by yourself, with friends, or online in a network, you can do it. the more you put into it, the more fun you are going to have. Take the magic of Las Vegas and big poker tournaments and bring it right into your own home. the Wii Texas Hold’em Tournament poker game is one of the most fun challenges a poker lover or gambler can get ahold of today.

Wii Texas Hold’em Tournament Poker

Digital Leisure’s Texas Hold’em Tournament can be found online at the Nintendo Wii Shop. This non-stop action game is what is called WiiWare and you can download it from home, so no need to go to the shop. This is a great game to play on the Wii and by downloading it at home, you don’t have to wait to get started on the action. You just use the Wiimote as you play to point and click on what you want to do with the avatar you create at the beginning. You can even give your avatar ticks or keep them showing the poker face by using emoticons with the characters.

Wii Texas Hold ‘Em

How does it work? Just like Texas Hold’em. Two cards can be used by everyone nad the other five are just for you. You use all seven cards to build the best hand of five cards using the usual poker standings from high card to pairs and all the way up to the Royal Flush and four of a kind. Along the way you bet or bluff and if you do it right or you just get lucky, you can win all the money other players choose to bet on their hands.

Wii Texas Hold’em Tournament Rules

Playing the tournaments might be a little scary at first, but you can easily learn the game by taking it slow and easy using the built in tutorials. That way you can play with no risk of actually losing any money.

Once you’ve got that covered, you can go into the actual tournament mode and start to play against others or play in the free play settings. Tournament mode works just like real life tournaments and you will go through progressively harder levels by getting the money to buy-in to the hands. The more you pay, the harder the play, but the bigger the potential reward. Free play and tournament mode can be played online or at home. It’s up to you. The difference is that when you play online you are playing against real players. On a rare occasion there wont’ be enough live players to make a game, but if you wait long enough, the players will come. One thing is for sure, you’ll have a good time.

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A federal warning to beware of campers in national forests who eat tortillas, drink Tecate beer and play Spanish music because they could be armed marijuana growers is racial profiling, an advocate for Hispanic rights said Friday.

The warnings were issued Wednesday by the U.S. Forest Service, which is investigating how much marijuana is being illegally cultivated in Colorado’s national forests following the recent discovery of more than 14,000 plants in Pike National Forest.

Michael Skinner, a law enforcement officer with the U.S. Forest Service in Colorado, said warning signs of possible drug trafficking include “tortilla packaging, beer cans, Spam, Tuna, Tecate beer cans,” and campers who play Spanish music. He said the warning includes people speaking Spanish.

Because we all know that if you are Mexican, the chances that you grow pot in National Forest land instead of making meth in your basement goes up exponentially. A related warning said that if residents noticed yards with broken washers, single wide trailers, people named Skinner, or pre-1993 non collectible cars they should report suspect persons to the DEA.

And Indian Scientists gave some bad news about the country’s first lunar orbiter:

India’s Chandrayaan-1 lunar orbiter mission, which launched last October, ended 14 months prematurely Saturday after an abrupt malfunction, the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) said in a statement.

ISRO said scientists abruptly lost radio contact with the nation’s first planetary probe, which was designed to operate for two years in orbit around the Moon. ISRO spokesman S. Satish told Space News, SPACE.com’s sister publication, on Saturday that attempts to reestablish contact had failed and that the mission was as good as lost.

The spacecraft, carrying a payload of 11 scientific instruments — six supplied by U.S. and European partners — was orbiting at an altitude of 124 miles (200 km) and could crash any time on the lunar surface, he said. The end comes four months after the onboard star sensor for determining Chandrayaan-1′s orientation began malfunctioning April 26, forcing controllers to activate a backup system to keep the spacecraft’s antenna pointed to the ground station near Bangalore.

It turns out though that they have determined Chandra’s orientation. The satellite is definitely gay.