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		<title>Two More American Psychos in the News &#8211; Kentucky Fried Killer and Foreclosed Freak</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 13:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dallas foreclosure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donald Pennington]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you don&#8217;t think the United States is the most dangerous country to live in, here are two more psychos that no one knew were waiting to kill their neighbors. One of them obviously suffering from Intermittent Explosive Disorder. JACKSON, Ky. – For months, Stanley Neace had shown increasing hostility to his neighbors [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just in case you don&#8217;t think the United States is the most dangerous country to live in, here are two more psychos that no one knew were waiting to kill their neighbors. One of them obviously suffering from Intermittent Explosive Disorder.</p>
<p><img src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100912/capt.a1418f7ae6bf46179cb27cd53782720e-3b0b059d49154ffc9a837678b0db4889-0.jpg?x=213&#038;y=141&#038;xc=2&#038;yc=1&#038;wc=408&#038;hc=270&#038;q=85&#038;sig=n1tq_cXhmXqYIH7YSO_.7g--" alt="Intermittent Explosive Disorder - kentucky fried killer" /></p>
<blockquote><p>JACKSON, Ky. – For months, Stanley Neace had shown increasing hostility to his neighbors in rural eastern Kentucky, to the point his landlord started eviction proceedings. On Saturday, Neace snapped over how his wife cooked his eggs, and killed her and four others with a shotgun before shooting himself.</p></blockquote>
<p>and then this guy:</p>
<blockquote><p> A foreclosure forced Donald Pennington Jr. to move out.</p>
<p>But until Tuesday night, nothing and no one could force him to move on.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s when the man former neighbors described as &#8220;a nut&#8221; and &#8220;pure evil&#8221; was killed in the front yard of the southeast Dallas home that he never could seem to leave after he lost it in 1996.</p>
<p>Police say he was shot by the current resident, Nakisha Kelly, as he harassed her, something authorities and neighbors say he did constantly for the five years she has lived there. </p></blockquote>
<p>Just because these two are dead doesn&#8217;t make it any safer. There are 154 million more of them.</p>
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		<title>OREO Cookie Murderer &#8211; Another Pissed Off American Worker Goes Berserk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kraft murders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[office rage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oreo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Philadelphia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twist lick dunk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The only thing we&#8217;re surprised about is that no one thought to offer her an OREO cookie so she could twist, lick, and dunk. You can&#8217;t shoot people with that going on. This is another example of how the magnetic current from powerlines, television screens, and computers are driving U.S. citizens crazy and inducing record [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://carolgoesvegan.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/oreo_cookie1.jpg" alt="OREO murders Philadelphia, office rampage, IED" /></p>
<p>The only thing we&#8217;re surprised about is that no one thought to offer her an OREO cookie so she could twist, lick, and dunk. You can&#8217;t shoot people with that going on.<br />
<img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6DNIfhT1T6HZO2Du6r8bMGQ_VHEdXTjQ0y1JSc7rpFkZfuWQ&#038;t=1&#038;usg=__GpOpdHqCg2JCZT7yFiadYxxaPEY=" alt="oreo, murder" /><br />
This is another example of how the magnetic current from powerlines, television screens, and computers are driving U.S. citizens crazy and inducing record numbers of IED known as intermittent explosive disorder, a serious psychological condition from which up to 1/3 or more of Americans suffer from.</p>
<blockquote><p>PHILADELPHIA – A Kraft Foods plant worker was suspended from her job because she was feuding with colleagues, then returned minutes later with a handgun and fatally shot two of them and critically wounded a third, police said Friday.</p>
<p>Yvonne Hiller, 43, was escorted from the plant after being told of the suspension about 8:30 p.m. Thursday. But she returned from her vehicle with a .357 magnum, threatened a guard with her gun to get past security, and made her way to the third floor, where she found her victims in a break room, police said.</p>
<p>Hiller told one woman she was free to leave, then fired just three shots, one at each victim, Homicide Capt. James Clark said.</p>
<p>Hiller had been involved in a series of arguments and a few physical altercations in recent years in the mixing area where she worked, police said.</p>
<p>After leaving the break room, Hiller went down a hallway and fired shots at the supervisor who had suspended her along with an employee who was using a walkie-talkie to alert police and co-workers to her whereabouts, police said. She missed both of them.</p>
<p>Hiller then went to a second-floor office, where she called police to tell them what she had done. She had put her gun down by the time officers found her there, Clark said.</p>
<p>The victims were identified as Tanya Renee Wilson, 47; Latonya Sharon Brown, 36; and Bryant A. Dalton; 39, all of Philadelphia. Wilson and Brown died at the plant.</p>
<p>Dalton, shot in the neck, was in critical condition at Jefferson University Hospital, police said.</p>
<p>Hiller was charged with two counts of murder, one count of attempted murder, aggravated assault and other charges. She had a permit to carry the gun, authorities said.</p>
<p>Hiller has worked for Kraft for about 15 years. The Northfield, Ill.-based company makes Oreo cookies, Philadelphia cream cheese, Oscar Mayer bacon and other products.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>More Boobs&#8230;Just what we need</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 23:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We, the Scary Arab clowns have been watching and waiting and washing while we wait and watch. We&#8217;ve seen not much change, not much happening, and frankly, not much worth commenting about. However, we find this comment to be one of the more intelligent things we&#8217;ve seen on the internet in a few years: Fewer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We, the Scary Arab clowns have been watching and waiting and washing while we wait and watch. We&#8217;ve seen not much change, not much happening, and frankly, not much worth commenting about. </p>
<p>However, we find this comment to be one of the more intelligent things we&#8217;ve seen on the internet in a few years:</p>
<blockquote><p>Fewer deaths occurred in Hiroshima in August 1945 than in Port-au-Prince last week and more people will die there soon than in Rwanda in 1994. Yet the modern global world was unprepared for it, so busy were they with Terrorism, which has killed fewer people in the last thirty years than quarrelsome Americans with handguns in the last eight months.  <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/stories/s2794660.htm">Link to the rest of this</a></p></blockquote>
<p>And yet we also see this:</p>
<p><img src="http://2media.nowpublic.net/images//8e/83/8e83806be94d2b5b423831991dfc16d2.jpg" alt="bible verses on scopes" /></p>
<blockquote><p>As ABC first reported, a U.S. supplier of rifle scopes for the Army and Marine Corps has for several years now been inscribing citations to biblical verses from the New Testament on the scopes themselves, a practice the military denies any knowledge of, but which was apparently known within gun enthusiast circles.</p></blockquote>
<p>We were also unhappy to see George W. Bush grinning on the TV this weekend as he told Americans to not send blankets to Haiti but instead to send cash. Why are Americans being asked to pay for this when their tax dollars pay for wars and government bailouts of war profiteers?</p>
<p>We say that this is more of the boobs than we wanted to see. We&#8217;d rather see this:</p>
<p><img src="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/salma-hayek-boobs.jpg" alt="boobs, boobs, boobs" /></p>
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		<title>Lets go gamble at the Casino!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Finance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casino]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[online poker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to. Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to.</p>
<p>Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance you don&#8217;t get from other online casino review sites. </p>
<p>Their site is a ratings guide to the best online casinos, poker rooms and gaming sites on the web.  So if you want choices, this is the Scary Arab Clown&#8217;s best recommendation for where to go to get your gambling game on. We think its a real peach of a site and we recommend that you try it out.</p>
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		<title>Dumbo, Disney, and Dope</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Disney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve always had a special place in our hearts for elephants, probably because of watching Dumbo non-stop since 1983, that&#8217;s why it really makes us angry that a French town has banned elephants from going to the beach. The French have no hearts. Certainly the Germans would never ban elephants from the beach. A French [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve always had a special place in our hearts for elephants, probably because of watching Dumbo non-stop since 1983, that&#8217;s why it really makes us angry that a French town has banned elephants from going to the beach. The French have no hearts. Certainly the Germans would never ban elephants from the beach.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fsd2010.org/data/Image/Photos/dumbo.png" alt="dumbo can't go to the beach in France" /></p>
<blockquote><p>A French town has banned circus elephants from bathing at its beaches over concerns the animals&#8217; excrement could pollute the water and pose a health hazard to other swimmers.</p>
<p>Last year, elephants from one of the circuses that tour many French towns in the summer months were allowed on to the beach at Granville, in Normandy, to exercise and paddle in the waves.</p>
<p>But inspectors checking water quality found traces of their droppings in the sea and issued a warning over health standards at the beach, which is popular with French and foreign holidaymakers.</p></blockquote>
<p>On an even sadder note, another Disney character has passed on to the other side. You&#8217;ve seen her, but chances are you don&#8217;t know her name.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-08/48731027.jpg" alt="Virginia Davis Mickey Mouse" /></p>
<blockquote><p>Walt Disney was a struggling young cartoon filmmaker in Kansas City, Mo., in 1923 when he came up with the idea of having a young girl interact with animated characters in a series of silent comedy shorts.</p>
<p>But who would play the girl?</p>
<p>He found the answer in an advertisement for Warneker&#8217;s Bread that he saw on screen at a local movie theater: a little girl with a heart-shaped face, a sweet smile and long, blond ringlets.</p>
<p>Virginia Davis, a 4-year-old Kansas City native with two years of dance and dramatic lessons behind her, would earn a place in movie history as the Disney Studios&#8217; first star, appearing in the first 13 popular &#8220;Alice Comedies&#8221; produced by Disney.</p>
<p>Davis, whose married name was McGhee, died Saturday at 90 of age-related causes at her home in Corona, said Walt Disney Studios spokesman Howard E. Green.
</p></blockquote>
<p>And since we are talking about Disney characters, who can forget Dopey? Apparently, he&#8217;s a farmer now in the U.S. state of Oregon:</p>
<p><img src="http://symonsez.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/dopey.jpg" alt="dopey grows weed in Oregon" /></p>
<blockquote><p>Oregon recently joined a handful of states that allow farmers to grow hemp. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Selling Arms to Iraq &#8211; Very Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember not too long ago when the United States invaded Iraq (twice)? Remember when there were no fly zones and embargos? Can you remember further back beyond that to when Saddam Hussein was an ally of the United States and the U.S. was selling him weapons to fight Iran and to gas the Kurds with? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember not too long ago when the United States invaded Iraq (twice)? Remember when there were no fly zones and  embargos?</p>
<p>Can you remember further back beyond that to when Saddam Hussein was an ally of the United States and the U.S. was selling him weapons to fight Iran and to gas the Kurds with?</p>
<p>We do. A clowns memory is like an elephants because of our proximity when we sleep in the circus. Well, guess what is going to happen now?</p>
<blockquote><p> U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates hailed security improvements in Iraq on Tuesday in a visit that will touch on possible arms sales as the two nations look toward the withdrawal of all U.S. forces.</p>
<p>Gates also will try to help bridge a deep divide between Iraq&#8217;s ethnic Kurds and majority Arabs that many fear may undermine security gains, a senior U.S. Defense official said.</p>
<p>One of the topics they are expected to discuss is Baghdad&#8217;s interest in acquiring Lockheed Martin Corp&#8217;s F-16 multirole fighter jets to counter possible threats from neighboring nations after U.S. forces leave.</p>
<p>Gates will visit the largely autonomous northern Kurdish region, which appears to be drifting farther from Arab leaders in Baghdad in an impasse over oil and disputed land.</p>
<p>Kurds vow to pursue their claims of areas such as oil-producing Kirkuk as they assert greater control of hydrocarbon reserves.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Uh oh. History is repeating itself again. Uh oh. History is repeating itself again. Uh oh. History is repeating itself again.</p>
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