Just in case you don’t think the United States is the most dangerous country to live in, here are two more psychos that no one knew were waiting to kill their neighbors. One of them obviously suffering from Intermittent Explosive Disorder. JACKSON, Ky. – For months, Stanley Neace had shown increasing hostility to his neighbors [...]

The only thing we’re surprised about is that no one thought to offer her an OREO cookie so she could twist, lick, and dunk. You can’t shoot people with that going on. This is another example of how the magnetic current from powerlines, television screens, and computers are driving U.S. citizens crazy and inducing record [...]

We, the Scary Arab clowns have been watching and waiting and washing while we wait and watch. We’ve seen not much change, not much happening, and frankly, not much worth commenting about. However, we find this comment to be one of the more intelligent things we’ve seen on the internet in a few years: Fewer [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that’s why we’re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to. Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance [...]

We’ve always had a special place in our hearts for elephants, probably because of watching Dumbo non-stop since 1983, that’s why it really makes us angry that a French town has banned elephants from going to the beach. The French have no hearts. Certainly the Germans would never ban elephants from the beach. A French [...]

Remember not too long ago when the United States invaded Iraq (twice)? Remember when there were no fly zones and embargos? Can you remember further back beyond that to when Saddam Hussein was an ally of the United States and the U.S. was selling him weapons to fight Iran and to gas the Kurds with? [...]