Wow, just when you thought that the USA might have a shot at becoming a decent place again you get to see something like this. Way to go Christians…attack a bunch of kids during their favorite holiday…if there is a hell, I look forward to watching these fuckers burn in it. BRIDGEPORT — About a [...]

A reader pointed out to us that we are the subject of a ‘facebook’ ‘like’. You can see it at http://www.likelike.us Let us point out that 1) We don’t like facebook and 2) We don’t like you or anyone else…now that Gary Coleman is dead anyway. And, on a third note, we’re not sex crazed….we’re [...]

We find this completely reasonable though our secretary seems to think it’s not despite our religious arguments. Women in Saudi Arabia should give their breast milk to male colleagues and acquaintances in order to avoid breaking strict Islamic law forbidding mixing between the sexes, two powerful Saudi clerics have said. They are at odds, however, [...]

Personally, we’ve been doing this for years…it’s more fun when you do it as a group of course. Preferably a group of clowns in full makeup and still wearing their shoes. It helps. Don’t forget the rubber – nose that is. It is absolutely critical that you perform a warm up and a warm down [...]

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We are happy to see that crowd pleaser Swine Flu has moved up in the worldwide flu rankings. It is now #1! Yeah, Swine Flu! The World Health Organization’s flu chief said the swine flu virus has now become the predominant flu strain worldwide. In some countries, swine flu accounts for up to 70 percent [...]

Former circus performer Guy Laliberte, the founder of Cirque du Soleil, expects to have some fun when he launches to space Wednesday, but also has serious side to his self-proclaimed “poetic social mission.” Laliberte, a 50-year-old former acrobat and the first Canadian space tourist, is headed for the International Space Station and has dedicated his [...]

We think that it’s never too late for a career change. Even if you are a kick ass Chinese martial arts ass kicking woman! A Chinese kung fu artist who tows cars and cuts paper with her braided hair has given up her crowning glory to officially become a Buddhist nun. Zhang Tingting completely shaved [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns love to get high. Often we use nitrous-oxide filled balloons or when we can’t get those we tend towards just using helium and amusing each other with our high pitched Arabic voices. Of course, there are other options: from cracked.com The Arabic-speaking Humr people of Sudan are strictly forbidden to [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns are romantics at heart. We love weddings. Okay, actually they scare us as much as clowns scare some people. Here is just one reason why: The ex-wife of a groom at a Kuwaiti wedding party has admitted starting a blaze that engulfed a tent, killing 43 women and children. The [...]

We know. Lately we have been focusing on urine way to much. In fact, we are in the midst of writing a screenplay. It’s a space opera called Urine, the Mood for Uranus. But that is neither here nor there. The fact of the matter is that piss is good for the planet and the [...]

We like this brassiere and we like what is underneath. We also think that maybe those greek statues have been eating too much fast food.

First of all, we find the entire process of torture and incarceration disgusting. Second, it is utterly irrational. Consider this, the U.S. captured a young boy, tortured him and forced a confession, held him with probable real terrorists, and now they will send him back to Afghanistan where he will most likely fight with more [...]

BARMY tyrant Kim Jong-il has let his long-suffering subjects eat American-style fast food – as long as they don’t call it a burger. North Korea’s first fast-food joint has opened in the communist country’s capital Pyongyang, it was revealed today. And on the menu is a tasty “minced beef and bread” that’s definitely NOT American. [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns, have decided that while some people are scared of clowns and others find joy in them, that we prefer to be the harbingers of doom. We laugh at the American economy as it ‘rises’. We are not there, but we seriously doubt that these ‘indicators’ are improving the lives of [...]

While we, the Scary Arab Clowns don’t want to make you think that we will be doing this every day, we are happy to provide a briefing of the news with our brilliantly witty commentary on as regular a basis as we are able. We are engaged in multiple projects right now, one of which [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns know that you are all very busy trying to save your possessions and livelihoods in this time of uncertainty and confusion. We recommend that you crank up Led Zepplin’s Dazed and Confused or Communication Breakdown, shut off the television and spend your time doing something more productive like staring at [...]