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		<title>FBI &#8211; Mass Murder Rising in USA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 05:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The FBI says it is because of the economic downturn. We say it&#8217;s because of a shallow culture with no foundation and a materialistic message. Guess what, that AXE body spray WON&#8217;T get you a girlfriend and that house you thought you owned&#8230;.well, not really. The number of Americans who die in horrific acts of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The FBI says it is because of the economic downturn. We say it&#8217;s because of a shallow culture with no foundation and a materialistic message. Guess what, that AXE body spray WON&#8217;T get you a girlfriend and that house you thought you owned&#8230;.well, not really.</p>
<blockquote><p>The number of Americans who die in horrific acts of multiple and even mass murder have risen in recent years despite an otherwise dramatic decline in homicide rates nationwide.</p>
<p>According to recently released FBI statistics, homicides involving two or more victims rose from 1,360 incidents in 2008 to 1,428 incidents last year. That&#8217;s a 5 percent increase even though homicides, overall, dropped nearly 7 percent.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is all part of the economic downturn,&#8221; concluded retired FBI agent Mark Safarik, who investigated mass murderers at the bureau&#8217;s Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico, Va. &#8220;When the economy drops as precipitously as it has in the last few years, many men simply can&#8217;t stand it. They can&#8217;t hold a job, they are going into bankruptcy or foreclosure, and they snap.&#8221;</p>
<p>These crimes with terrifying body counts are somewhat more likely to be solved than single-victim homicides, according to a Scripps Howard News Service study of more than 525,000 homicide records provided by the FBI and by local police departments.</p>
<p>Police were able to identify the suspects in 70 percent of all homicide cases. The rate of identification was 71 percent among multiple-victim killings and 78 percent among mass killings.</p>
<p>Data on mass murders for 2009 are not yet available, but these killings involving four or more victims have been rising slightly in recent years. For the three-year period 2006 to 2008, an annual average of 163 Americans perished in acts of mass killing, up from the annual average of 161 during the 1980s.</p>
<p>The upward trends in multiple and mass murder are in stark contrast to the huge drop in single-victim murder, which has declined more than 40 percent since 1980.</p>
<p>A major reason, experts say, is that mass murders and single-victim murders are committed by very different people.</p>
<p>&#8220;Mass murder is different from single-victim murders. They are more likely to be committed by white, middle-aged men,&#8221; said Northeastern University criminologist Jack Levin, who has published several books on serial and mass killers. &#8220;And most mass killers don&#8217;t kill randomly. They have certain people they blame for all of the problems in their life.&#8221;</p>
<p>The worst mass killing so far this year demonstrates the rage many men feel. Omar Thornton killed eight co-workers at a Hartford, Conn., beer distribution warehouse on Aug. 3 when he was forced to resign after surveillance video showed he&#8217;d stolen beer from the company. He took his own life as police began swarming the building.</p>
<p>&#8220;They treat me bad over here,&#8221; Thornton told 911 operators shortly before putting a Ruger SR9 semi-automatic pistol to his own head. &#8220;So I took it into my own hands and handled the problem. I wish I could have gotten more people.&#8221;</p>
<p>That sense of remorseless vengeance echoed in Oklahoma City federal building bomber Timothy McVeigh, who in 1995 killed 168 people in America&#8217;s deadliest domestic act of terrorism.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am sorry these people had to lose their lives. But that&#8217;s the nature of the beast,&#8221; McVeigh said in a 2001 letter to The Buffalo (N.Y.) News. He was lashing out at what he believed were tyrannical policies of the federal government.</p>
<p>From 1980 to 2008, at least 4,685 people have perished in 965 reported incidents of mass murder involving at least four fatalities committed during the same incident. Multiple homicides involving at least two victims took 44,163 lives in 19,568 incidents.</p>
<p>In cases in which police identify the offender, 49 percent of the perpetrators in single-victim homicides were whites, while whites accounted for 61 percent of mass homicides. Blacks account for 49 percent of single-victim killings and 35 percent of mass killings.</p>
<p>The victims of mass murder tend to be a cross section of the U.S. population. About 70 percent of mass murder victims are white, compared to only 50 percent of victims of single-person killings. Women accounted for more than 40 percent of mass murder victims, up from about 20 percent of single-victim killings.</p>
<p>The study was based on records obtained from the FBI&#8217;s Supplementary Homicide Report, a voluntary program in which not all police departments participate.</p>
<p>Using local Freedom of Information Act laws, Scripps Howard obtained 15,322 detailed records of homicides that were not reported to the FBI from police departments in Florida and the District of Columbia.</p>
<p>These additional records included 37 mass killings of 165 people and 793 multiple killings of 1,786 people that were not reported to federal authorities.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Online Roulette &#8211; Not Russian</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Red or black, or would you prefer the 00 in Green? We think this is as good a way to gamble as any, it leaves it all up to whomever is controlling the destiny of your money and your life. Win big, or maybe you can win big later instead. Get out there and go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Red or black, or would you prefer the 00 in Green? We think this is as good a way to gamble as any, it leaves it all up to whomever is controlling the destiny of your money and your life. Win big, or maybe you can win big later instead. </p>
<p>Get out there and go play some roulette online!</p>
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		<title>Lets go gamble at the Casino!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to. Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to.</p>
<p>Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance you don&#8217;t get from other online casino review sites. </p>
<p>Their site is a ratings guide to the best online casinos, poker rooms and gaming sites on the web.  So if you want choices, this is the Scary Arab Clown&#8217;s best recommendation for where to go to get your gambling game on. We think its a real peach of a site and we recommend that you try it out.</p>
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		<title>Busy Busy Clowns!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scary Arab Clown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have been some very busy clowns lately. We are digging in and preparing for the coming Armageddon, but we are not the only ones. It looks like the U.S. government is also preparing. The Pentagon has approached Congress to grant the Secretary of Defense the authority to post almost 400,000 military personnel throughout the [...]]]></description>
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We have been some very busy clowns lately. We are digging in and preparing for the coming Armageddon, but we are not the only ones. It looks like the U.S. government is also preparing.</p>
<p><img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:24TQcPs_xyM26M:http://www.exotic-footwear.com/big_jpg/clown.jpg" alt="big clown shoes bank" /></p>
<blockquote><p>The Pentagon has approached Congress to grant the Secretary of Defense the authority to post almost 400,000 military personnel throughout the United States in times of emergency or a major disaster.</p>
<p>This request has already occasioned a dispute with the nation’s governors. And it raises the prospect of U.S. military personnel patrolling the streets of the United States, in conflict with the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878.</p>
<p>In June, the U.S. Northern Command distributed a “Congressional Fact Sheet” entitled “Legislative Proposal for Activation of Federal Reserve Forces for Disasters.” That proposal would amend current law, thereby “authorizing the Secretary of Defense to order any unit or member of the Army Reserve, Air Force Reserve, Navy Reserve, and the Marine Corps Reserve, to active duty for a major disaster or emergency.”<br />
<img src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:aZ4zWM7QogY3EM:http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee121/transalpino/clown-shoes-511.jpg" alt="big clown shoes armageddon" /><br />
Taken together, these reserve units would amount to “more than 379,000 military personnel in thousands of communities across the United States,” explained</p>
<p>Paul Stockton, Assistant Secretary of Defense for Homeland Defense and America’s Security Affairs, in a letter to the National Governors Association, dated July 20.</p></blockquote>
<p>Personally, we think they would be better served to do what we&#8217;ve been doing. Buying as many pairs of giant shoes as possible. In the event of an emergency we will not be barefoot.</p>
<p>And while we are hearing along with everyone else about how peachy keen the economy is, we don&#8217;t buy it for a moment. Take last night for instance:<br />
<img src="http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:hCphCdDwk7enZM:http://file044b.bebo.com/11/original/2008/07/14/14/4540657300a8311900545o.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<blockquote><p>Bank Failure Friday is in full swing. Tonight there were 5 more failures, numbers 73 through 77 on the year.</p></blockquote>
<p><img src="http://www.fun-shop.com/show_image.php?im=/img/15/15001.jpg&#038;size=300" alt="" /><br />
That&#8217;s why we keep all of our money in the bottoms of our shoes. We don&#8217;t wear big shoes because we have big feet, we wear them so we always know where our money is. The truth is that the FDIC is bankrupt so the protection you think banks offer you money is actually worth less than our big red noses.</p>
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<blockquote><p>If indeed $641 million was all that remained of the DIF, the FDIC is now bankrupt. Of the $641 million left, Community bank used up 781.5 million and Colonial Bank $2.8 billion
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<p>That&#8217;s why we piled in our little clown car this morning and hit the banks. Man, our knuckles are sore!</p>
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