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We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that’s why we’re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to. Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance [...]

We have been some very busy clowns lately. We are digging in and preparing for the coming Armageddon, but we are not the only ones. It looks like the U.S. government is also preparing. The Pentagon has approached Congress to grant the Secretary of Defense the authority to post almost 400,000 military personnel throughout the [...]