The FBI says it is because of the economic downturn. We say it’s because of a shallow culture with no foundation and a materialistic message. Guess what, that AXE body spray WON’T get you a girlfriend and that house you thought you owned….well, not really. The number of Americans who die in horrific acts of [...]

Oh, how we love to put money into machines and then watch it come out. Sometimes we go to old fashioned phone kiosks and simply hang up after putting our coins in just to watch them come out again! Now you can have fun online too and maybe even win some real money withonline slot [...]

Did you know that you can play in online casinos for real money even if the country you live in doesn’t allow real life casinos? It’s amazing and fun. It’s a great way to relieve yourself of the burden of wondering what to do with your money. It’s a real opportunity for you and for [...]

We tend to follow those businesses that have anything to do with clowns or Arabs and today we have two stories that you may not want to read if you are sensitive to these things. In the first, it seems our colleague Ronald McDonald has allowed himself to become a bit of a white faced [...]

We are very relieved that the Danish authorities take public safety seriously. This poster translates as: “A walking helmet is a good helmet” “Traffic safety isn’t just for cyclists. The pedestrians of Denmark actually have a higher risk of head injury. The Danish Road Safety Council recommends walking helmets for pedestrians and other good folk [...]

Here is a story we find to be rather odd. Bill Clinton and Kim Jong Il are apparently partying it up in North Korea. The two had a dinner which no doubt included some fine booze and more than a few beautiful Chinese prostitutes. Former U.S. President Bill Clinton made a surprise visit to North [...]

We find the relationship between Jews and Christians to be an odd one. Jews killed the Christian god and yet, Christians still let the Jews claim to be God’s chosen people. We would like to point out that the first Muslim convert was actually a Jewish rabbi. The first Christians were all Jews too. Of [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns, like hearing about how things are getting better. We know that this is the truth, if you are JP Morgan. Here are a few related JP Morgan posts from the archives… How many fingers does the Dutch Boy Have? Good Old JP Morgan Can you say illuminati? Among the six [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns have been busy with our Scary Persian Clown Brothers. We are of the opinion that most uniformed personnel won’t kill someone in a clown suit as quickly as they will kill someone in normal civilian clothing. The same goes for any type of costume unless you wear a police or [...]