Mwah ha ha! We the evil arab clowns are still holding Vago as our hostage. We took him to the town of Beni Mellal for two days since there is a carnival there in perpetuity and we love to ride the ferris wheel and scare innocent Muslim children. Here is a picture of the rusty [...]

We, the scary Arab cowns are through with clowning around. We are brainwashing Vago and using sleep deprivation techniques to mine the fertile valleys of his cranium for nefarious ideas. After sending him on a circuitous route on the ferris wheel for 26 hours, we sent him on an extended shopping spree with three Moroccan [...]

For the record, we, the Scary Arab Clowns think Vago (Chris) is out of his mind too. We think he is twice as scary as us and thus we continue to pretend we are keeping him hostage out of fear for our sanity and lives. There is no telling what this lunatic will do next, [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns aplolgiwe for not doing a very good job containing Vago. We acknowledge that we have not kept very good tabs on him and have allowed him to get into all sorts of mischief. First of all, we turned our backs for a moment and he became engaged to a Moroccan [...]

Frankly, we, the scary arab clowns, are happy to have a little break from Vago. That doesn’t mean we will stop posting though…boy, as if the economic worries aren’t enough, here is one more reason we don’t want to become American citizens: A man armed with two handguns killed 13 people at an immigration services [...]

We have been busy lately with our many scary arab clown projects. We are building a dam in the desert and planting plants throughout the world that have no medical, nutritional, or material value. We have also been collaborating with the scary chinese clowns to perform some sort of an extravaganza involving dancing monkeys, horses [...]

As much as we love melodrama and empty threats, we like to keep them at least within the realm of possibility.We find it unlikely that North Korea will rid the globe of America and Americans forever. We are reminded of a child with a toy gun in a room full of men with 45′s. The [...]

(I’m thinking of taking up the noble clowning trade…nah, never mind…cd) Funny business: Clowns are becoming true stars of circus Once mainly sideline acts, circuses now hope to boost their bottom lines with celebrity clowns By Kelly Crow The Wall Street Journal When the circus came to town this summer, the Klutz family could hardly [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns admit to taking some satisfaction in being right, but the misery that you and your people are going through bring us no joy. With that being said, we wish you peace and equality with the rest of the third world. U.S. unemployment will approach 10 percent as the country endures [...]

The Scary Arab Clowns have agreed to give me a moment to address my friends and family via here and facebook due to the increased activity on both sites and the interest this has caused. First of all, let me say thank you for all the congratulations, warm wishes, warnings, and announcements that I am [...]

Just when you thought your eight year olds party was going great, the clown arrived.

We, the Scary Arab Clowns know that you are all very busy trying to save your possessions and livelihoods in this time of uncertainty and confusion. We recommend that you crank up Led Zepplin’s Dazed and Confused or Communication Breakdown, shut off the television and spend your time doing something more productive like staring at [...]

While we, the Scary Arab Clowns don’t want to make you think that we will be doing this every day, we are happy to provide a briefing of the news with our brilliantly witty commentary on as regular a basis as we are able. We are engaged in multiple projects right now, one of which [...]

Hey, we’re on a roll and it’s a hot buttered scary arab clown roll! As we said before, we won’t promise to do these in depth and insightful news updates all the time, but at the moment, we the Scary Arab Clowns are feeling particularly verbose, so here you go sayidas and sayidats. We’ve always [...]

Last time we posted, we the Scary Arab Clowns allowed our brother Hamham to type and we didn’t like the way he capitalized things (or didn’t) so we won’t be letting him type again. We write these things as a Scary Arab Clown Collective with each of us providing phrasing, stories, and commentary. Today, Ya-el [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns have been busy with our Scary Persian Clown Brothers. We are of the opinion that most uniformed personnel won’t kill someone in a clown suit as quickly as they will kill someone in normal civilian clothing. The same goes for any type of costume unless you wear a police or [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns have noted with great sadness the passing of many great entertainers in the past few days but there is one we think deserves more notice, we consider him one of our own. Fred Travolina Impressionist Fred Travalena, a headliner in Vegas showrooms and a regular on late-night talk shows with [...]

Now you wil have to listen to me. Your countries will crumble and your money will be worth less than a sick sheep. Obama can’t fix anything, he isn’t superman or Jesus. Give money to this site or you will never here from Michael Jordan again! Sincerely, Clownjazeera p.s. next we will make you listen [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns find the idea of spectacle to be amusing and disturbing at the same time. As professional performers we rely on the shocking, the obscene, the comedic, and the bizarre to draw in the spectator, however, we would never have guessed that a society would run on it as our nearly [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns enjoy the fact that there really isn’t anything funny about the news we cover with our Clownjazeera reports. We think that in general the reason why there is news in the first place is because humans are masochistic and enjoy being tortured with the ‘what if…’ of the end of [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns, like hearing about how things are getting better. We know that this is the truth, if you are JP Morgan. Here are a few related JP Morgan posts from the archives… How many fingers does the Dutch Boy Have? Good Old JP Morgan Can you say illuminati? Among the six [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns, have decided that while some people are scared of clowns and others find joy in them, that we prefer to be the harbingers of doom. We laugh at the American economy as it ‘rises’. We are not there, but we seriously doubt that these ‘indicators’ are improving the lives of [...]

We the Scary Arab Clowns are sick of all this spiritual mumbo jumbo. We are tired of those that don’t see the end of civilization as hilarious. We are tired of being the lapdog of stupid people. We didn’t digg your stuff either! You and the three people that did digg it can go to [...]

Frankly, I have to admit, the Scary Arab Clowns make me laugh my ass off and think some fairly deep thoughts. It’s much better than when they were holding me prisoner in Morocco. There’s a lesson in there somewhere for every would be kidnapper, terrorist, or homicidal maniac…the key is to start blogging and let [...]

Dear Clownjazeera, First of all, I want to make this clear that I’m not getting anything like better grades or higher GPA for having sex with my math teacher. My math teacher, Mrs. Burrow, is a blond and sexy lady. I’ve been in her class since middle school, and she’s always been my favorite one. [...]

When it comes to baby boomers, there are no shortage of dildos to go along with the limp dicks of the generation that has destroyed the world and continues to rule it. Whether you are a baby boomer or not, you might want to consider getting one of these red hot dildos. Dildos, dongs, pocket [...]

MMA HEAT’s Karyn Bryant talks with UFC 139′s Martin Kampmann and hears what he has to say about his upcoming fight with Rick Story. Martin talks about the knee injury that has sidelined him for several months, the controversial loss to Diego Sanchez (and his desire for a rematch) and his training camp at Xtreme [...]

Here’s a video with the lyrics to Clowns (Can you see me now?) =]

A sketch called “Achmed the dead terrorist” by Jeff Dunham. Honestly you guys, don’t come barking at me if you find it racist, hey, I’m just the uploader!

Terrorists hate people so much that they would kill themselves, just to kill someone they despise. How can the governments of the world change their views?

Im just saying they both only have like one button. They both can stream the web just one has a bigger scree (omg like i really care) Also the even sell same apps for iPod for the iPad Cmon a giant iPod with Giant Apps

Please donate at www.bbc.co.uk A special edition of the animal show for Sport Relief 2010.

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