There have been accusations made, but we swear, we didn’t burn the Jesus statue. The large Jesus statue iconic to Interstate 75 in Monroe was destroyed following an apparent lightning strike during a thunderstorm. Motorists were stopped along the highway and along Union Road in Monroe to watch the 62-foot King of Kings statue burn. [...]

A reader pointed out to us that we are the subject of a ‘facebook’ ‘like’. You can see it at http://www.likelike.us Let us point out that 1) We don’t like facebook and 2) We don’t like you or anyone else…now that Gary Coleman is dead anyway. And, on a third note, we’re not sex crazed….we’re [...]

We find this completely reasonable though our secretary seems to think it’s not despite our religious arguments. Women in Saudi Arabia should give their breast milk to male colleagues and acquaintances in order to avoid breaking strict Islamic law forbidding mixing between the sexes, two powerful Saudi clerics have said. They are at odds, however, [...]

Gary Coleman died today. We’ll miss him. He was born one of us. RIP little clown. We love you.

Personally, we’ve been doing this for years…it’s more fun when you do it as a group of course. Preferably a group of clowns in full makeup and still wearing their shoes. It helps. Don’t forget the rubber – nose that is. It is absolutely critical that you perform a warm up and a warm down [...]

Maybe someday Google will buy MoroccoBlogs.com but not today! Sorry if this fooled you! Thanks to Problogger.com for the great idea! Check out these great practical jokes from Google! Google changes it’s name to Topeka Google Translate for Animals

We love this guy!

If you don’t have access to a real casino, why not double your money playing online casino games ! We, the scary Arab clowns love two things. Tits and gambling. Instead, we think you are more likely to double your paycheck or see big bosoms by paying a visit to a casino. You’ll find a [...]

Maybe it’s time we talked about used cars We think with the economy in a shambles and getting worse, maybe it’s time to start working on the car yourself and buy some used ford cars instead of a now defunct hummer. Of course, we like the farfeignuggen that goes along with used volkswagen cars so [...]

We, the scary Arab clowns, love to be entertained. Frankly, the news lately has been anything but entertaining, that’s why we’ve turned to scouring the web for the best places to find television, films, film reviews, and other oddities. Personally, we like movie reviews here and we also found that there were more than a [...]

We, the Scary Arab clowns have been watching and waiting and washing while we wait and watch. We’ve seen not much change, not much happening, and frankly, not much worth commenting about. However, we find this comment to be one of the more intelligent things we’ve seen on the internet in a few years: Fewer [...]

We find it funny that television can cause international tension. It’s better than clowns all crowded into a small car. Tensions between Israel and Turkey spilled into a second day Tuesday when Turkish officials summoned the Israeli ambassador to a meeting, Turkey’s Anatolia news agency reported. Israel criticized Turkey Monday for a Turkish television series [...]

Oh, how we love to put money into machines and then watch it come out. Sometimes we go to old fashioned phone kiosks and simply hang up after putting our coins in just to watch them come out again! Now you can have fun online too and maybe even win some real money withonline slot [...]

Red or black, or would you prefer the 00 in Green? We think this is as good a way to gamble as any, it leaves it all up to whomever is controlling the destiny of your money and your life. Win big, or maybe you can win big later instead. Get out there and go [...]

Did you know that you can play in online casinos for real money even if the country you live in doesn’t allow real life casinos? It’s amazing and fun. It’s a great way to relieve yourself of the burden of wondering what to do with your money. It’s a real opportunity for you and for [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns are tired of having no money and living in the desert that’s why we’re going to not go to Las Vegas and instead we are going to find the best online casinos that money can go to. Personally, we like them a lot because it provides a lot of ambiance [...]

Another closet corrects the cry.

We are happy to see that crowd pleaser Swine Flu has moved up in the worldwide flu rankings. It is now #1! Yeah, Swine Flu! The World Health Organization’s flu chief said the swine flu virus has now become the predominant flu strain worldwide. In some countries, swine flu accounts for up to 70 percent [...]

Terrorists and anti U.S. forces don’t need to do anything. The U.S. Army is killing itself. Unfortunately, this jack ass just made every ignorant racist in America nod their head knowingly and say “Yup, you can never trust a Muslim!” The chances of the wars ending just became slimmer thanks to this nutjob. Psychiatrists are [...]

About 300 protesters outside a downtown hotel blew plastic horns, tossed shoes and burned George W. Bush in effigy Thursday as the former U.S. president spoke to a luncheon of the Montreal Board of Trade. While Bush’s speech was mostly eloquent and free of the language gaffes he admits he is famous for, he said [...]

We, the scary arab clowns have been busy. We had to prepqre for the arrival of Jessica Simpson and we are preparing for the fallout from the war America is about to start in Iran. She’s been thoroughly enjoying her filming duties for her new VH1 show “The Price of Beauty” and yesterday (October 6) [...]

Former circus performer Guy Laliberte, the founder of Cirque du Soleil, expects to have some fun when he launches to space Wednesday, but also has serious side to his self-proclaimed “poetic social mission.” Laliberte, a 50-year-old former acrobat and the first Canadian space tourist, is headed for the International Space Station and has dedicated his [...]

Used to be we, the scary arab clowns, would wake up and read the news with vigor. Truth of the matter is that lately, we just don`t give a rats ass about any of it. The stock market is up, then down. Another 92 year old went skydiving. Iran is being good or bad. Ditto [...]

That great man with such poor aim who threw shoes at former President George W. Tush is now free to throw shoes again. The Iraqi man who threw his shoes at then-President George W. Bush last year said Tuesday that he was beaten and tortured while he was detained. Muntadhar al-Zaidi told reporters after he [...]

Just because the U.S. has said it is leaving Iraq, doesn’t actually mean that it is leaving. When you are a giant country you can say things that lead people to think one thing and do things that are the total opposite. Here is one example: Claim: Bailing out the auto industry is good for [...]

Beer lovers the world over can heave a sigh of relief today knowing that the city of Amsterdam has decided to let the beer bikes continue swerving through the narrow streets despite several accidents and nearly worldwide shaking of the head at such questionable judgement. The beer bike will ride on in Amsterdam. The outsized [...]

We think that it’s never too late for a career change. Even if you are a kick ass Chinese martial arts ass kicking woman! A Chinese kung fu artist who tows cars and cuts paper with her braided hair has given up her crowning glory to officially become a Buddhist nun. Zhang Tingting completely shaved [...]

Just a couple of quick stories for you today. First from the ever sensitive and racially incorrect U.S. Forest Service comes this blatantly racist message. A federal warning to beware of campers in national forests who eat tortillas, drink Tecate beer and play Spanish music because they could be armed marijuana growers is racial profiling, [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns miss the days when serious clowns ruled the United States. We miss having the news ready for us and having no shortage of fodder for our cynical and ruthless wit. That’s why, this week, we are going to showcase a three part series, we call: The Bush Years. Part 1 [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns miss the days when serious clowns ruled the United States. We miss having the news ready for us and having no shortage of fodder for our cynical and ruthless wit. That’s why, this week, we are going to showcase a three part series, we call: The Bush Years. Part 1 [...]

We, the Scary Arab Clowns miss the days when serious clowns ruled the United States. We miss having the news ready for us and having no shortage of fodder for our cynical and ruthless wit. That’s why, this week, we are going to showcase a three part series, we call: The Bush Years. Part 1 [...]

And now, something a little lighter for your weekend enjoyment.

We tend to follow those businesses that have anything to do with clowns or Arabs and today we have two stories that you may not want to read if you are sensitive to these things. In the first, it seems our colleague Ronald McDonald has allowed himself to become a bit of a white faced [...]